December 2011
Parents: Why don't you do something productive, don't be lazy all the time.
Me: Okay, can I go out?
Parents: No, you go out too much.
Watchgnarly:
noose:
holy fucking shit. they should both be famous, fuck nicki minaj.
chick in the purple could get it
god damnnnnn purple all the wayy
FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
Those days where you just hate everything
thefunniestpost:
You go to school like this :
When someone says something rude to you:
& then when everyone asks what’s wrong your just like :
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“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”
– Shakespeare (via latenightfashion)
It's cute when guys express their feelings.
thecrazyfilipino:
When they worry about a girl. When they miss a girl. When they show they care. It’s cute and it’s attractive. Girls don’t want to be the only ones that show how they feel. Actions will always speak louder than words. Sensitivity to others not only shows maturity, but it also appeals to us females because we want guys to tell us when they’re worried, when they miss us, and when...
Alcohol is bad for your legs.
Guy : Do you want a drink?
Girl : No alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy : Why, do they swell?
Girl : No, they spread.
